Monday, April 05, 2004

Must Watch Movie

It has come to my attention that one of the greatest artistic achievements of the entire human race is now available for purchase on DVD. I speak, of course, of Soul Vengeance, quite possibly the high point of all culture in the last two hundred years.

Soul Vengeance masquarades as a low-budget blaxploitation film, but do not let these shoddy outer trappings fool you: this is as close to the "form" of film as could ever exist. From the trash-can-destruction scene, to the brilliant take on sexual relations where the main character strangles his adversary with a nine-foot-long voodoo-enhanced cock, Soul Vengeance is practically a muse unto itself, sublime in its simplistic brilliance.

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