Must Watch Movie

It has come to my attention that one of the greatest artistic achievements of the entire human race is now available for purchase on DVD. I speak, of course, of Soul Vengeance, quite possibly the high point of all culture in the last two hundred years.

Soul Vengeance masquarades as a low-budget blaxploitation film, but do not let these shoddy outer trappings fool you: this is as close to the "form" of film as could ever exist. From the trash-can-destruction scene, to the brilliant take on sexual relations where the main character strangles his adversary with a nine-foot-long voodoo-enhanced cock, Soul Vengeance is practically a muse unto itself, sublime in its simplistic brilliance.