David Lynch's "A Goofy Movie"
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Posted by Jason at 9/28/2007 06:19:00 PM 0 comments
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I have never been contacted by a PR firm to get me to cover something on this blog, but some of my blogging coworkers have. One of my coworkers was recently contacted, although we're a little unclear as to why - he basically blogs about marketing and PR like I do, so the closest we can figure is these guys created a list of "communications/marketing blogs" and spammed them with the same form email, inserting their names and nothing else. Remember when I talked about individual communication? This is the opposite of that. The exchange that follows is priceless. Note that all names have been removed, as have all references to the company and product to protect the innocent.
Posted by Jason at 9/28/2007 12:35:00 AM 0 comments
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One of my only complaints about Apple and the iTunes / iPod format (aside from the shitty, shitty hardware - "just works" my ass) is the DRM'd music you "purchase" from their store - not that I want to share it, but because it locks me into buying Apple products so I can continue to play my purchases. I love my iPod, but I can imagine a day when another company makes a viable alternative and my brand loyalty only goes as far as what's most functional in my life. But Apple was smart, because the couple hundred dollars (at least ) of DRM'd music I've purchased from them must be played on Apple devices until the end of time. Considering that includes at least one exclusive Peacemakers album, I'm loathe to switch.
But today, Amazon.com launched their own MP3 online music store. What's the difference? A slightly smaller selection than iTunes, a crummier search function (it never was Amazon's strongest point), but DRM free, 256KBS MP3s. Often for the same price (and many times cheaper) than iTunes' DRM'd songs.
And I can just drag and drop them into iTunes, and they're good to go. Or into whatever other future service I might want to use, on a future player that hasn't been released yet.
iTunes just lost a customer today. Congrats, Amazon.
Also, the other thing I don't like about the iPod / iTunes? No multiple genre tags. That, and the crappy quality of the hardware that has necessitated the replacement of the device even though I'm hardly what I'd consider a "hardcore" user. But man, those iPod Touches are sexy.
Posted by Jason at 9/26/2007 05:59:00 AM 0 comments
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After my last series of posts, I had a reader ask me a very good question: how do you deal with a toxic community? A community so entrenched in its negativity that anything you say or do with them will be turned around, thrown in your face or used against you?
Do such places exist? Are there really people out there who devote a good deal of their time online to complaining, albeit passionately, about something? Yes, there are. I've seen several varieties of these kinds of communities in my time. Here are a few off the top of my head. I've kept things general and intentionally not linked to anything, and none of these examples represent any of my current clients:
Posted by Jason at 9/25/2007 10:35:00 PM 0 comments
Labels: blogs, Facebook, Fallout, Flame Warriors, forums, Gather, Mike Reed, new marketing, new media, online communities, PR 2.0, toxic communities, word of mouth marketing Digg Del.icio.us
I'm marking this event with a blog post because frankly it happens less than me being hit on by hot Hollywood actresses. Last night, President Bush said something I agreed with regarding the invitation and subsequent circus of Iranian President Ahmadinejad at Columbia University:
Posted by Jason at 9/25/2007 04:42:00 PM 0 comments
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From my mother's sleep I fell into the State,
And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze.
Six miles from earth, loosed from the dream of life,
I woke to black flak and the nightmare fighters.
When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose.
Posted by Jason at 9/25/2007 04:51:00 AM 2 comments
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I've read horror stories about Bank of America's customer service but never experienced it firsthand until yesterday. I went looking on their website for information about BoA locations outside of the US; there isn't any information on the site. So I called the customer service number, and was routed through a labyrinthine "press 1 to hear your balance, press 2 to order a duck in a box" process. Thankfully I didn't have to speak my choices - it gave me the option to use a touchtone phone rather than use the voice-driven menu system, and that's the only good thing I can say about the experience.
I went through the system no less than three times, first trying to get an answer to my question, then simply trying to talk to a person. I would have settled for some Punjab-based broken-English customer service rep by the time I was done ready to take down my personal information to feed to Allah and the Great Jihad against the American Satan, but even that wasn't an option. So instead I go back online and discover there's an email form I can fill out.
I'm redirected to a secure server where I fill out my name, email address, contact info and my account number. I'm promised an answer in less than 24 hours. About 12 hours later, an email arrives stating that since I didn't go through the login process before filling out the email form, they can't process my request. Even though I followed the instructions posted on Bank of America's website precisely.
So here's a big "fuck you" to Bank of America and their joke customer service. I was going to see what I could do to keep my account, but now I don't feel bad about closing it down and taking my business elsewhere. And let this be a lesson: as more companies are discovering that the can interface with their customers online, there's a move away from providing good customer service. This baffles me. Why would you go online to talk to a blogger whose negative experiences were created by your shoddy customer service, and not fix the customer service issues? Customer service is front-line PR. It's individual engagement before us PR stooges were online talking about individual engagement. And there's a backlash against Punjab Allah for a reason - people like to know they can talk to someone, preferably without having to ask that person to repeat themselves just to understand simple concepts - and get clear, concise, accurate and fast answers.
Posted by Jason at 9/22/2007 05:39:00 PM 0 comments
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Brother None made a really good comment challenging something I said in my third post (and the Fallout 3 blog gave me a nice shout out too.) He raises an exceptionally good point, one I'd like to talk about here. Money quote:
Posted by Jason at 9/21/2007 07:11:00 PM 0 comments
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Alan Greenspan: The Bush Administration's economic policies are "fiscally irresponsible" - ie, not at all the conservative economic policies sold to the American public in either election, and are bad for the American economy.
Dick Cheney: Nuh uh! (Registration required for article, read assessment of rebuttal here.)
Canada: Our economy is just as strong as yours and our currencies are now even, despite our universal health care. Beauty, eh?
Posted by Jason at 9/21/2007 12:40:00 AM 0 comments
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For context, see my first post about the value of both listening and talking to the community and how it differs from traditional PR, and my second on how engaging with blogs is only the first step in online marketing. I concluded with this:
Posted by Jason at 9/19/2007 08:53:00 PM 1 comments
Labels: BioShock, community interaction, Fallout, forums, new marketing, new media, online communities, soap, social media, viral marketing, word of mouth marketing Digg Del.icio.us
Is apparently lower than regular power.
You'll remember earlier this year when I implored Puppeteers to consider switching to green power for only $16 a month, and mentioned that PSE gave me coupons to buy CFL bulbs to replace the regular bulbs in our house. That was a follow-up to previous posts about my switch to green power. I spent those coupons and about $40 more on switching to green power, and since I just got my PSE bill for the last month I wanted to note a trend.
For the fifth month in a row, my power bill has been below $100. Last summer - I just checked and did the math - my average bill was $114.59. Since, if anything, I've been running the Xbox 360 more this summer than last, I can't help but think those CFL bulbs had something to do with the savings.
PSE told me my bill would be about $15 more a month, but instead it's dropped by about $16 a month. When compared to last summer's power bills, I've already saved the cost of the CFL bulbs and from here on out the savings are just money in the bank. Or, it offsets and even one-ups the cost of "going green."
Rethinking the whole green power thing? Yeah, I would too.
So what have you done lately?
Posted by Jason at 9/19/2007 12:38:00 AM 0 comments
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At the end of May, I wrote that my blogging habits had changed considerably since I started this blog back in 2003. With the addition of the Share feature in Google Reader and the new widget on the side of this blog, it's changing even more. Posting a quick link with some commentary is now redundant, especially because Google Reader looks like it will let us comment on shared items in the future as well. But the shift in habits I noticed before seems to be continuing as well; the last couple of posts I made about marketing took several hours to write apiece. At least, I wrote them over the span of several hours, putting them down and coming back as I would a magazine article rather than a quick one-off blog post.
That's how I've started to treat the blog - more like a personal magazine I'm publishing rather than a list of links or an account of what I had for breakfast. I think the end result is better (and hopefully the Puppeteers agree!), and it's awesome that Google gave me the tools to really focus on adding more valuable content to the Puppet Show while still continuing to share the things I think are cool.
I'm sure I'll be updating this thought thread yet again in six months, so stay tuned.
Posted by Jason at 9/13/2007 05:32:00 PM 0 comments
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It's safe to say Google Reader has completely changed how I receive information. I'm basically living in an RSS world now; Google Reader has become a second inbox where I obsessively look for updates on blogs, conversations and other sources of news (I love that my Xbox 360 activities are streaming through an RSS feed - say what you will about Microsoft and the Xbox 360, they hit a grand slam with the machine's Web 2.0 capabilities.) And the best part is, I can easily share interesting posts (see the new sidebar, which has - yes - supplanted my blogroll) and keep them for later - and as of a few days ago, I can search them too.
A long time ago I signed up for Del.icio.us, but haven't really used it for much. I gave it another look last night, and realized that I can stream my bookmarks as an RSS feed right into my Google reader, removing yet another degree of utility spread out over too many applications. Now I have a "Del.icio.us tag" button on Firefox, and when I read an interesting webpage it's a matter of tag, label, receive in RSS and share/store if I want.
What a great toy.
Posted by Jason at 9/11/2007 05:01:00 PM 1 comments
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For context, catch up with The Value of Engagement Part One.
So in the last post, I alluded to engaging with blogs as not the destination, but the first step in online marketing. So where does it go from there? What's at the end of the river, and where does the rabbit hole lead? More literary references and mixed metaphors?
This isn't comprehensive by any means, but if the Internet is the next evolution of media then the Opinions page really is the precursor to online conversation, whether that conversation is taking place on a forum, in a newsgroup or in a blog post's comments section. The analogy isn't perfect; you could make the case that the Talmud is an extremely long community dialog between Torah scholars, for example. And it's true that newsgroups predated actual news websites by several years. But even in those mediums discussion had a logical starting point, whether it was an interpretation of the book of Genesis or early discussions (with spoilers!) of Return of the Jedi.
Of course, I was a little late to the party by Usenet standards, rolling into the party at 1990 or so when I first dialed into Prodigy (my 2400-baud modem was too fast for the phone lines in the area, so we had to dial it at 1200 baud.) It's also worth noting that I beat the Long September by almost three years, but more and more that's no longer a point of pride as a point of "oh Christ, I'm old!"
BBSes followed soon after, but Prodigy was my first real taste in real-time online conversations, and not coincidentally I was discussing games online with other gamers. My game of choice was Wasteland, still one of my favorite RPGs, and what made discussion on Prodigy awesome was that a representative from Interplay occasionally signed on to discuss the game with us. I still remember that first taste of online marketing - if you can call talking with fans of a 2-year-old game marketing - and how inclusive it feels when a company representative is talking to you directly.
That's the taste I tried to bring to WizKids when I engaged fans on the forums there. Sure I was the guy who dropped hints about new characters in coming sets to "chum the waters" and get them excited about what was next, but there's also a certain value to being able to interact directly with a company representative. One of WizKids more mercenary brand managers rightly called it an "added value," and I absolutely believe this is true when broken down into its simplest (IE, Business 1.0) form - online interaction is adding value to the end user experience.
OK, online interaction? What the hell is that? Let's do a step-by-step:
Posted by Jason at 9/09/2007 05:18:00 PM 0 comments
Labels: CC Chapman, Jeremiah Owyang, new marketing, PR 2.0, Simon Collister, social media, Tom Coates, viral marketing, word of mouth marketing Digg Del.icio.us
I had an interesting discussion yesterday with a coworker who asked a common question when dealing with the folks here in EIS: "what value are you adding?" If I had a dollar for every time I've heard that, I'd have a lot of dollars.
But underlying that question is a sentiment that lies at the heart of both PR today and specifically what I do, and where I think we need to go from here. We (meaning, the New Marketing folk) have trained the traditional marketers to see the Internet as something of which they need to be aware, and in which they need to participate. That's good, but it's only the first step on a long road and unfortunately it seems that more and more, traditional PR practitioners see it as the destination rather than that first step.
The traditional PR "comfort zone" modus operandi is this:
Posted by Jason at 9/06/2007 07:06:00 PM 0 comments
Labels: blogs, community interaction, marketing, new marketing, new media, online communities, PR 2.0, Public Relations, viral marketing, word of mouth marketing Digg Del.icio.us
To: Early Adopters
From: The Management
Re: $200 Price Drop of iPhone After 2 Months on the Market
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Posted by Jason at 9/06/2007 04:42:00 PM 0 comments
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The Smashing Pumpkins are:
Posted by Jason at 9/05/2007 05:12:00 PM 1 comments
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During a long weekend of camping, I can lose myself in thought about things I don't normally get to think about during work. This weekend, I've been turning over something about art and creation that I read on SA last week. In the thread discussing Inland Empire, someone commented that Lynch's latest movie was nothing more than "masturbation" - a charge I've often seen leveled against art in many forms, be it movies, poems, abstract sculpture, whathaveyou. It's also something wielded in more academic circles (and those Puppeteers who run in such circles have a much better concept of this than I do, to be sure), with the label "academic" or "intellectual masturbation."
This label is something used almost exclusively as an insult, as it was originally used in the SA thread about Inland Empire. But this got me thinking about something near and dear to my heart as a writer, and one working in a creative field: what does "artistic masturbation" mean, and why is it an insult?
Masturbation has a lot of negative connotations, and this post isn't designed to be a discussion of sexuality and whether those connotations are deserved or not, so I'll leave it at that. But it's a selfish, solo action designed (most of the time, I'll grant you) for the pleasure of the person doing the deed. It's for no one else; it's (again, usually) a private affair and one that specifically pleases the individual nature - likes and turn-ons - of the masturbator.
So what is a movie created as "artistic masturbation?" Read the definition again, but instead of imagining some scary guy with his hands down his pants, imagine a painter standing in front of an easel, and replace a couple of sexually charged words. "It's a selfish, solo action designed (most of the time, I'll grant you) for the pleasure of the person doing the deed. It's for no one else; it's (again, usually) a private affair and one that specifically pleases the individual nature - likes and taste - of the artist."
Isn't that what we want from our artists? How many times have we heard the refrain "well, he's sold out. George Lucas sold out with the Star Wars prequels. Billy Corgan sold out when he released the new Smashing Pumpkins album without two key band members. Cormac McCarthy sold out when he went on Oprah to promote "The Road."
So which is it? Do we want artists to create art solely for themselves, or do we want art that "sells out?" This was a conflict I ran into at WizKids quite a bit: what role, if any, did the marketing department play in game design? On one hand, I heard game designers claiming that marketing interfering with the game design process ruined the process, the "purity" of it. On the other hand, if a game failed, it wasn't because of bad design, it was marketing's fault for not selling it correctly - even if marketing raised some serious concerns about the game.
I suspect the answer lies somewhere in the middle, for a multitude of reasons. You may not be "selling out," but you have to pay your bills. You may not be "selling out," but if you're working for a game company, it makes sense to work with marketing to make a game that will sell so you and the fine folks over in marketingland will both continue to work for said game company. Should you write exclusively to pay your bills, or design exclusively to sell? No, because that invites a kind of cynicism that ruins the "spirit" (for lack of a better term) of what you're creating. Something designed only to sell will sell, but it's the Backstreet Boys compared to the Smashing Pumpkins. Seven years later, which would you rather listen to?
And to loop it back to David Lynch, making movies like A Straight Story, Dune and The Elephant Man give him the leverage to make the movies he wants. True artistic "masturbation" is a luxury afforded only by the rich (or the financially sound), the absolutely principled, or those too poor to give a fuck. For the other 95% of us, we have to continue to ride that middle road. But just as the principled and the rich should consider that we're putting food in our mouths when we work, so too should we consider that the principled and the rich are doing what the fuck they want. Neither "sell out" nor "masturbation" should be wielded in weaponlike fashion as they are; both can be compliments, or at least signs of respect.
Update: Roger made an excellent and informative post in the comments worth repeating here, both for context and fact:
Posted by Jason at 9/05/2007 01:00:00 AM 4 comments
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I believe I have reached the proverbial end of the hacking road: a project to hack a Big Mouth Billy Bass.
Using Linux, natch.
Is it bad that I want one?
Spotted in an unrelated discussion on SA.
Posted by Jason at 9/05/2007 12:14:00 AM 0 comments
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A fellow Allit sent this poem to me this morning, and it reminds me of the song beneath it.
One Need Not Be A Chamber To Be Haunted by Emily Dickenson:
Posted by Jason at 9/04/2007 06:24:00 PM 0 comments
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