Wednesday, September 05, 2007

A Public Service Announcement From the Subversive Puppet Show

The Smashing Pumpkins are:

  • Billy Corgan
  • James Iha
  • D'arcy
  • Jimmy Chamberlin
I will also accept:
  • Billy Corgan
  • James Iha
  • D'arcy
  • A drum machine replacing Jimmy Chamberlin
The Smashing Pumpkins are not:
  • Billy Corgan
  • Jimmy Chamberlin
  • A bunch of people I've never heard of
  • A shitty new album with exclusive tracks that you only get at Best Buy or Wal-Mart, depending
Beware imitators. The fake Smashing Pumpkins could be touring near you. Proceed with caution and protect your memories with earplugs at all times.

1 comment:

Roger said...

amen brother...I didn't even get the new album, but I have no desire to.