A Public Service Announcement From the Subversive Puppet Show

The Smashing Pumpkins are:

• Billy Corgan
  
• James Iha
  
• D'arcy
  
• Jimmy Chamberlin

I will also accept:

• Billy Corgan
  
• James Iha
  
• D'arcy
  
• A drum machine replacing Jimmy Chamberlin

The Smashing Pumpkins are not:

• Billy Corgan
  
• Jimmy Chamberlin
  
• A bunch of people I've never heard of
  
• A shitty new album with exclusive tracks that you only get at Best Buy or Wal-Mart, depending

Beware imitators. The fake Smashing Pumpkins could be touring near you. Proceed with caution and protect your memories with earplugs at all times.