Paging Dr. West

Like something out of a Lovecraft story comes the tale of a young medical student who adopted cats from an animal shelter so he could take them home and experiment on them, put them through pain, and eventually kill them. Who is this crazy doctor? Why its none other than Senate Majority Leader Bill "Terry Schiavo Was Fine Despite The Fact That It Turned Out Her Brain Was Half Its Normal Size And Was Blind, Creationist, and Quack Doctor" Frist!

It's true - all you have to do to get to be the leader of the Family Values Party is to pretend to adopt and then experiment on, torture, and kill cats!