Die Pants

As I adjusted my belt in one more notch just now, I took a look in the mirror.

I think my pants are too big.

I look like MC Hammer in these things.

I don't want to get my hopes up, but I believe a trip to Old Navy to test this theory is in order.

However, if I go and try on the next size down and they don't fit, that will suck.

If I remember that my self-esteem is not tied to my appearance, that shouldn't matter.

I am an awful Buddhist.