Pariah Dog Pt. 2
As a follow-up to the number of publications I've been associated with that have gone out of business, I did a quick tally of all the laser products I've managed to destroy in the last few years - after nearly killing another one today.

CD/DVD Drives: 3
Discmans/MP3-CD Players: 2
DVD Players: 1
PS2s: 1
CD Stereos: 1

I am a destructive force of nature!