Hillbilly Heroin
So Rush Limbaugh is a hippie drug user. Well, not really. See, he doesn't do weed, but he abuses prescription painkillers. The white man's burden is so difficult to bear, it seems. Read about it here.

I find it very odd that he's been addicted to painkillers for "several years" (by his own admission) but he's only seeking treatment now that he's being investigated.

Moral on the outside, rotten on the inside unless being scrutinized. I think I've heard this conservative music before. Anyone else as tired of this little dance as I am?

But with a moral example like George W. Bush, can we expect anything less? That cokehead is our leader, after all.