My New Tax Proposal

After reading this article about how blue states like Washington pay far more into taxes than we get out of it (we get approximately 90 cents for every dollar we pay in, and New Jersey gets approximately 57 cents per dollar they pey) vs. red states that get upwards of two dollars for every dollar they pay in, I now propose a new tax plan: states get what they pay in, no more, no less. Washington can improve our national parks, give healthcare to our infant citizens, and do all of those nasty evil socialist commie pinko things that the red states profess to hate so much but will happily take our tax dollars to do.

And the red states?

As if I needed another reason not to live in one.