Thursday, March 31, 2005

Jason's Laws of Home Improvement

1. No matter how much time you allot for a project, it will always take anywhere from 2-4 times the amount of time you allotted.

2. Whatever you purchase at Home Depot, you will inevitably forget - or not have - something. You could buy an entire Home Depot store, including the entire inventory, the building itself, the parking lot, the employees, and the land, and you would still be missing the right size paintbrush to finish a room.

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