Movie: King Kong

Peter Jackson was allowed to make one twelve-hour movie, and for some reason he thinks he can get away without an editor.

It's hard to suspend disbelief when you're so uncomfortable from sitting for three hours that you have to keep wiggling around.

But I will say this. What's better than a giant ape and a t-rex fighting?

How about a giant ape and two t-rexes?

OK, so what's better than a giant ape and two t-rexes fighting?

A giant ape and three t-rexes!

On wires!