Attention Criminals

I would like to see the following threats to American security report to Guantanamo Bay Prison immediately:

• Every employee of British Petroleum, and their agencies;
• Everyone connected to the Bush administration and everyone who voted for them;
• Everyone who purchased a vehicle that gets less than 20 miles to the gallon between the years of 1993 and 2010

It is time to be held accountable for your crimes against this country, the environment, and the human race.