Attention Criminals

I would like to see the following threats to American security report to Guantanamo Bay Prison immediately:

• Every employee of British Petroleum, and their agencies;
• Everyone connected to the Bush administration and everyone who voted for them;
• Everyone who purchased a vehicle that gets less than 20 miles to the gallon between the years of 1993 and 2010

It is time to be held accountable for your crimes against this country, the environment, and the human race.

It's Dangerous!

Some smartie-folks released the list of most dangerous cities today - well, the list of the cities who responded, ranked least-to-most dangerous. I was a little worried when Seattle, WA weighed in at #262 on the list, pretty far down there - but then I saw Tulsa, OK at #335 (out of 371 total cities) and felt better.