Interviewing A New Boss

It's always strange interviewing someone who might be your new boss, or a person of authority to whom you would be accountable. It always makes me think of this:

If you want this choice position,
Have a cheery disposition.
Rosie cheeks, No warts,
Play games, all sorts
You must be kind, you must be witty.
Very sweet and fairly pretty
Take us on outings, give us treats
Sing songs, bring sweets.
Never be cross or cruel,
Never feed us castor oil, or gruel.
Love us as a son and daughter,
And never smell of barley water.
If you won't scold and dominate us,
We will never give you cause to hate us.
We wont hide your spectacles so you can't see.
Put toads in your bed and pepper in your tea.
Hurry nanny, many thanks
Sincerely,
Jane and Michael Banks